June 2012
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Jun 1st
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Calling it now
The next few panels are going to be: You Were A HUGE 8IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Jun 1st
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May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 1/64th Cherokee, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Listenbaturday: You have encountered Ａ  ＢＡＴＥ ...
May 24th
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Listenbaturday: You have encountered Ａ  ＢＡＴＥ ...
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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gapingfurnace: napoleon bonaparte more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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shavingryansprivates: You have encountered Ａ  ＣＡＴＥ Options: ＰＥＴ  ＣＡＴＥ ＳＮＵＧＧＬＥ  ＣＡＴＥ ＦＥＥＤ  ＣＡＴＥ You have chosen ＰＥＴ  ＣＡＴＥ ＴＨＥ ＣＡＴＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＮＥＶＥＲ ＢＥ ＳＡＴＩＳＦＩＥＤ
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Chris Evans would say 'Avengers Assemble' behind...
atra-feathers: thenewlondonfire:
May 21st
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GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif, because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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thatlolblog: This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH Thank you that is all.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Jay: Hey, I just met you
Jay: and this is crazy
Jay: but there's this tall guy
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May 19th
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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